Sassholes - Insulated Tumbler

For the woman raising tiny humans with big opinions and even bigger attitudes. This mug was made for the mom who loves them endlessly—but also sometimes Googles “boarding school scholarships” for fun.

Matte, sturdy, and unapologetically honest, this is your all-day sidekick. It keeps coffee hot, iced lattes cold, and your sanity somewhere in the middle. From morning carpool to bedtime negotiations, it’s proof that humor and hydration can coexist.

Because behind every well-adjusted kid is a mom whispering the f-word into her travel mug.

Details:

• 40oz stainless-steel mug with a matte cream finish — chic enough for chaos

• Double-insulated and sweat-proof because your cup shouldn’t crumble under pressure

• Keeps drinks cold for 16+ hours or warm for 12+ — basically, longer than your patience

• Secure lid with a flexible opening (for sips, straws, or deep sighs)

• Comfortable handle for carrying emotional baggage and beverages simultaneously

• BPA-, lead-, and phthalate-free, because motherhood’s toxic enough already

• Hand-designed by Gia Roma

• Hand wash preferred; dishwasher tolerated in emergencies

• Not microwave safe (neither are you before coffee)

• Do not use for milk, baby food, or anything requiring more effort than caffeine

Because parenting isn’t for the faint of heart — it’s for the hydrated and the hilarious.