{"product_id":"tired-as-a-mother-14-5oz","title":"'Tired As A Mother - Ceramic Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBecause motherhood is basically three full-time jobs and zero sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFor the woman who’s been awake since forever — or at least it feels that way. From midnight snack requests to 6 a.m. wake-ups, this mug understands the grind. It doesn’t judge, it just holds caffeine like your life depends on it (because it does).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWhether you’re surviving drop-off, another meeting that could’ve been an email, or a toddler-led hostage situation, this mug’s got your back — and your brew.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBecause sleep is temporary, but sarcasm and caffeine are forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFeatures for the Functionally Exhausted:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDouble-sided design — because tired looks good from every angle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMicrowave-safe — for the 100th reheat that still won’t stay hot\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDishwasher-safe — because we’re not adding “hand wash” to your to-do list\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e14.5oz capacity — a respectable caffeine reservoir\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDurable ceramic — built to survive mild clumsiness and major fatigue\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSchool drop-offs, late-night scrolls, and pre-dawn chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSideline life (soccer, baseball, or emotional)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAnyone who hasn’t slept since 2020\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePairs perfectly with dark circles, dry shampoo, and the eternal hope that tonight’s the night you’ll sleep.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47050718871772,"sku":"sku-36090371768484","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/0599\/2668\/files\/tiredpb.jpg?v=1762241460","url":"https:\/\/couturecarpool.myshopify.com\/products\/tired-as-a-mother-14-5oz","provider":"Carpool Couture","version":"1.0","type":"link"}