{"product_id":"sassholes-40oz","title":"Sassholes - Insulated Tumbler","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFor the woman raising tiny humans with big opinions and even bigger attitudes. This mug was made for the mom who loves them endlessly—but also sometimes Googles “boarding school scholarships” for fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMatte, sturdy, and unapologetically honest, this is your all-day sidekick. It keeps coffee hot, iced lattes cold, and your sanity somewhere in the middle. From morning carpool to bedtime negotiations, it’s proof that humor and hydration can coexist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBecause behind every well-adjusted kid is a mom whispering the f-word into her travel mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e40oz stainless-steel mug with a matte cream finish — chic enough for chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDouble-insulated and sweat-proof because your cup shouldn’t crumble under pressure\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKeeps drinks cold for 16+ hours or warm for 12+ — basically, longer than your patience\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSecure lid with a flexible opening (for sips, straws, or deep sighs)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eComfortable handle for carrying emotional baggage and beverages simultaneously\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBPA-, lead-, and phthalate-free, because motherhood’s toxic enough already\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHand-designed by Gia Roma\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHand wash preferred; dishwasher tolerated in emergencies\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNot microwave safe (neither are you before coffee)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not use for milk, baby food, or anything requiring more effort than caffeine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBecause parenting isn’t for the faint of heart — it’s for the hydrated and the hilarious.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47050718839004,"sku":"sku-44206501396694","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/0599\/2668\/files\/sassholes2_389a6cbe-2a27-4611-9832-8ca5df05f763.jpg?v=1762240673","url":"https:\/\/couturecarpool.myshopify.com\/products\/sassholes-40oz","provider":"Carpool Couture","version":"1.0","type":"link"}