{"product_id":"normal-today-40oz","title":"'Normal Today' - Insulated Tumbler","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFor the woman holding it together with caffeine, sarcasm, and sheer willpower.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSome days, you’re thriving. Most days, you’re performing stability at Tony Award levels — and this tumbler gets it. With 40 ounces of emotional support beverage capacity, it’s your portable disguise for functioning adulthood. Coffee, water, or whatever helps you fake composure — this cup won’t spill your secret.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMatte, sturdy, and quietly unhinged (just like you), it keeps your drink the perfect temperature while you maintain the illusion of “fine.” Handle included — for when your grip on reality is questionable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBecause pretending to be normal counts as self-care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e40oz stainless-steel tumbler with matte cream finish — calm on the outside, caffeinated on the inside\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDouble-insulated \u0026amp; sweat-proof — your drink stays chill, even when you don’t\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKeeps drinks cold for 12+ hours \/ warm for 10+ — emotional regulation not included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSecure, no-drama lid for one-handed survival and minimal spillage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWide, comfortable handle — made for coffee, chaos, and composure\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBPA-, lead-, and phthalate-free (we’ve got enough toxins elsewhere)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePlastic straw included — because some days call for stealth sipping\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHand wash only; not microwave safe (neither are you before caffeine)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAvoid abrasives; you’re doing enough\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not use for milk, baby food, or carbonated drinks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBecause some days, “normal” is a performance — and this is your prop.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47050719461596,"sku":"sku-45307810087126","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/0599\/2668\/files\/IMG_88732-Photoroom.jpg?v=1762243644","url":"https:\/\/couturecarpool.myshopify.com\/products\/normal-today-40oz","provider":"Carpool Couture","version":"1.0","type":"link"}