{"product_id":"mom-says-the-f-word-40oz","title":"'Mom Says the F Word' - Insulated Tumbler","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFor the woman who loves deeply, drives carpool, and occasionally drops the only word that gets the point across. This mug was made for those moments — from morning coffee to midnight chaos — when “bless it” just doesn’t cut it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMatte, sturdy, and built for real life — from carpool lanes to baseball bleachers to whatever “quiet time” means this week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHot stays hot, cold stays cold, and your sanity stays \u003ci\u003equestionable but intact.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBecause great moms don’t just nurture — they narrate, with feeling\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e40oz matte-finish stainless-steel mug in cream (the color of composure… mostly)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDouble-insulated to keep liquids hot for 10+ hours or cold for 12+ — science’s apology to mothers everywhere\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSweat-proof exterior, because your cup shouldn’t look as frazzled as you feel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLid designed for one-handed survival and mid-chaos hydration\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eComes with a clear straw (optional, like patience)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBPA-, lead-, and phthalate-free, because we care about your cup more than your diet does\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHand wash recommended; dishwasher if you’re feeling lucky\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNot microwave-safe — it’s strong, not invincible\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not use for milk, baby food, or anything that screams “responsibility”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBecause holding it together deserves hydration — and maybe just one well-placed F-bomb.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47050718937308,"sku":"sku-44206501527766","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/0599\/2668\/files\/greatmomg_b5285774-8e89-4797-b2c9-a1a284a80999.jpg?v=1762240453","url":"https:\/\/couturecarpool.myshopify.com\/products\/mom-says-the-f-word-40oz","provider":"Carpool Couture","version":"1.0","type":"link"}