{"product_id":"bruh-40oz","title":"'Bruh' - Insulated Tumbler","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBecause at some point, every mother evolves from “Mom” to “Bruh.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis tumbler gets it — the blank stares, the “are you serious right now?” moments, and the casual way your title got downgraded by the people you literally created. With a matte cream finish, sturdy handle, and a lid built for survival, this 40oz beast is hydration therapy for the over-it parent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the perfect sidekick for coffee, water, or whatever keeps you from responding with “BRUH” in all caps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBecause sometimes parenting is pure love… and sometimes it’s pure disbelief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e40oz stainless steel tumbler with matte cream finish — calm exterior, chaotic interior\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDouble-insulated + sweat-proof — your drink stays chill, even when you don’t\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKeeps liquids cold for 16+ hours or warm for 12+ — longer than your patience\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSecure lid with flexible opening — built for multitasking and emotional damage control\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eComfortable handle for carrying caffeine, snacks, and trauma\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBlack single-sided graphic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBPA-, lead-, and phthalate-free (because parenting already exposes you to enough toxins)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePlastic straw included — for sipping through the sighs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHand wash only; you’re washing everything else anyway\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNot microwave safe — it’s strong, not indestructible\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBecause motherhood changes everything — including your name.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47050718806236,"sku":"Bruh40ozIV","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/0599\/2668\/files\/bruh2.jpg?v=1760948204","url":"https:\/\/couturecarpool.myshopify.com\/products\/bruh-40oz","provider":"Carpool Couture","version":"1.0","type":"link"}